• 19 Aug 2008 /  Uncategorized 7 Comments

    So Yeah, we’re really like that.

    In case there was any question that the conversations between me and Gregg are genuine, here’s an excerpt from a chat we had moments ago that should serve as proof that the way we talk to each other on the podcast is pretty much how we talk to each other anytime.

    Gregg says: Do I have a girly face?
    Matt says: What?
    Gregg ays: A girly face?
    Gregg says: lol
    Gregg says: I’ll paste this comment a chick left on my photo
    Gregg says: Since I’m one of 6 models for the hak5 t-shirt
    Matt says: Everytime I think I have the scrip 100% done, you say something that I have to find a way to put into the script
    Gregg says: LOL
    Gregg says: here’s what she left on my model pic
    Gregg says: Lol. this pic is cute. You have a girly face… but in a good way! ^_^ Although, you’re outside =O Not many gamers can say they have experienced that. /clap. grats =)
    Gregg  says: Bitch!
    Matt says: Where is this pic?
    Gregg says: Its the same sun background pic I had for a while
    Matt says: The one from the D13 page?
    Gregg says: Jesus christ….I just realized…When I was at the club in chicago(just turned 21), this hot ass chick asked if I was gay.  I was like “WTF, no, why?”  She said, “Cause you’re pretty”
    Gregg says: Prissy-ass girls calling me pretty.  WTF.
    Gregg says: I’m kinda aggravated right now…
    Gregg ays: I’m gonna track the commentor down.
    Gregg says: What the fuck did you mean by “Pretty”
    Gregg ays: I could totally model for another one right now….In my hak5 shirt.  But I can think of better things to do on a friday night.   Like …code…or something
    Matt says: Take a picture of you biting a raw steak in your hak5 shirt
    Gregg says: fuck yea….hardcore
    Gregg says: That wouldnt be pretty
    Matt says: not at all
    Gregg says: Fuck
    Gregg ays: She said I had a girly face
    Gregg  says: And the other chick said I was pretty
    Matt says: But she said “in a good way”
    Matt says: Like “You could totally score with Lesbians”

    Gregg says: …
    Matt says: Something pop in your brain on that one?
    Gregg Hansen says: shutup stupid
    Matt says: Shut your girly face
    Gregg says: you’re dead
    Matt says: uh-huh
    Gregg says: im ok
    Matt says: That’s good.
    Matt says: I was worried
    Matt says: Worried I’d see a frown on that pretty face

    Gregg says: FUCK YOU

    A Man of Many Talents

    On an un-related, yet NeoZAZ related project – he’s an example of Gregg’s many talents. In a prop and equipment test, Gregg acted, directed, scored, and did all the sound fx for this clip:

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    Running out that clock

    It’s Friday. It’s payday. And it’s not 5 o’clock yet. So while waiting for that glorious hour, I found this south part character generator. See if you can guess which character is which D-1-3 Cast member:



    Okay, it’s “The Holograms”, sorry for the mistake!

    In our last podCast, Dave and I mistakenly said that the cartoon character “Jem’s” band was called “Synergy”. Well since that episode was posted, every woman in my life that grew up in the 80s has promptly corrected me in that the band’s name is “The Holograms”. I’ve been further informed that the adversary band’s name was “The Misfits”, FYI.

    So I am soooooo sorry for that mistake and thank you oh sooooo much for setting me straight.

    Just thought everyone should know that I now know the correct band name, please stop emailing me.

    Seek and Ye Shall Find

    Some exciting news, at least to me anyway. The D-1-3 Show is now found when searching iTunes! So, search for “D-1-3″, or search for “Neozaz” and viola! Haven’t tried with any keyword of description searches yet, but things are looking good. Our show graphic finally made it to the details page now too – still not on the search results page yet though, hmmmmm….

    Hit the ground running

    Dave, Gregg and Myself got together Wednesday to record the second episode of the Podcast. And despite my computer being hit by lightning, my internet flaking out, and cramming my laptop and microphone into a tight corner while stretching power and network cables across the house, we managed to hit the ground running and record non-stop for about 90 minutes. A lot of good stuff to come. Good luck to Dave on editing down to under an hour – remember, this was your idea.