This week, the big news is the premiere of The Friend Zone, a comedy web series created by Nick and directed (at least Episode 1) by Dave.

Check it out.

While you’re there, subscribe to the Ocelot WebWorks channel for updates.

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This week we have half-assed coverage of the E3 news and Apple announcements, and Matt almost gets burned to a crisp at work, as well as being embarrassed at the doctor’s office.

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This week on the D-1-3 Show we marvel at the fact that the latest prediction for the Rapture was, in fact, incorrect and we are all still here. Also, Matt saw Xanadu live, for some reason.

Oh, and poop suits.

Classy.

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The D-1-3 Show is back with a new lineup and the same tired old jokes.

Here’s some stuff we talk about:

Maternity Pictures

I Married My Boyfriend’s Dad

The End Of The World (Read this first!)

The Latest Internet Craze: Planking

Maxim’s Hot 100 for 2011

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After a brief hiatus, the D-1-3 show is back for a brief visit. This week we discuss 24, Firefly, the Sarah Connor Chronicles and Hood Thongs. Enjoy!

FYI: The D-1-3 show is going to be a random, irregular event from here on out. Deal.

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As you may have noticed, there have been no new D-1-3 episodes in a while. Well, I’m here to officially announce that the D-1-3 show is on hiatus. The official reason is that we need to do some re-tooling, but really it’s because Gregg and Matt have been selected by President Obama to be part of a secret government organization whose mandate it is to retrofit the entire phone system in the US with Asterix VOIP systems. We’re still waiting the Senate confirmation hearings, however.

In the meantime, there will be a new, different podcast. Look for the first episode in the next couple days.

Sorry about the general lack of a podcast for the last few weeks. To keep you entertained until we come back, here are some undeniabely true facts about Jack Bauer.

In which we review the NeoZAZ summit meeting that happened in Orlando, which involved much alcohol and Guitar Hero.

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Gregg developed a severe case of amnesia about the latter half of his Japan adventure, so we spent most of this episode beating up Jack Bauer*.

*Note: We wouldn’t actually be able to beat up Jack Bauer, and in fact we expect to be murdered in our sleep just for saying it.

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Gregg was in Japan this week, so we get a first-hand look at Osaka from the Gaijin’s point of view.

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